Let me start by being completely, um, honest. Every once in a while, we ladies have been known to play a little fast and loose with the truth around you guys. Believe me, we do it with the purest of intentions (really!). And rather than try to change us, your best bet—for keeping your woman happy and your sanity intact—is to simply recognize what’s going on and be smooth about it. With that in mind, here are seven lies we commonly tell men, and how to handle them. Just trust me on this stuff, OK?
1. “Give me your completely honest opinion…”
2. “I’m fine. Really.”
Hint: if there are tissues involved, she’s probably not fine.
3. “I’ve slept with X number of guys.”
Way to go, buddy! You picked the perfect shade for that wall.
4. “Yeah, that was GREAT. I totally got off.”
1. “Give me your completely honest opinion…”
Now would be a good time to fake a heart attack.
2. “I’m fine. Really.”
3. “I’ve slept with X number of guys.”
4. “Yeah, that was GREAT. I totally got off.”
“What is it, honey? I promise to work harder on my pecs!”
5. Oh my God, I LOVE sports!
Just in it for the buffalo wings, we’re guessing
6. “Sure, go out and have a guys’ night!”
Her worst nightmare: you having fun without her.
7. “I’ve never cheated on anyone.”
She’s not cheating. They’re just really good arm-wrestling buddies.
